
Venom was a good romcom

“Nude Vampire With Gloves” Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)
this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen
I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…
Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler
uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?
i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain
ROBO-DILDO.
you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.
Dildobot
Edward Dildo-arms
DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTOI SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK
Please assume the position
reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone
i would like to add to this and say that my blog is also a lycanthropy-positive zone and werewolves are welcome to follow me
i am feeling the werewolf-vampire solidarity in this chili’s tonight

WOW I haven’t done a full painting in a while!
I gotta say, I’m rather pleased with this one!
Character/creature belongs to @concubisexualThank you so much for the opportunity!
