Tips For Dealing with the Eldritch

eldritchcuddlernonsense:

This is a gentle reminder to give any creatures beyond the veil of human understanding some love. Here are some tips.

1. Do not mention Lovecraft. (He was racist and supported many of the stereotypes and body issues that affect many of the Eldritch to this day)  

2. Make sure to act properly terrified. (You don’t want to make a young horrorterror feel bad just because they haven’t grown into their adult tendrils yet) 

3. Make sure your offering is age appropriate. (You don’t want to give a young two million year old a herd of ram all to themselves) 

4. Try to listen to what the unfathomable have to say. (It’s rude to blatantly stare at the tentacles while they are trying to speak)

5. Remember the Eldritch love to be cuddled. You may lose your mind (or even your soul) but isn’t it worth it to see that.. I think it’s a smile?